OUR TOTES

Our funny totes are the perfect blend of everyday practicality and cheeky personality. With clean, simple designs and a wink of humour, these bags turn your grocery run, gym trip, or coffee dash into a mini comedy show.

Minimalist style, maximum giggles – bold text and quirky doodles keep it simple but sassy.

Durable & eco-friendly – made from sturdy cotton canvas, because saving the planet is no joke.

Conversation starters – whether it’s a pun, a playful jab, or a dad-joke-worthy one-liner, your tote will get noticed.

Versatile use – groceries, books, wine bottles, or your questionable life choices… it all fits.

The Naughty Name Tote Collection

Forget boring bags—these totes are here to carry your stuff and your sense of humour. Each one is made from sturdy, eco-friendly cotton and customised with a cheeky acrostic poem of your chosen name. Think funny, inappropriate, and totally unique—because life’s too short for plain canvas.

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Filthy Friends Edition

Why settle for a boring cup when you can sip from a tumbler that’s as outrageous as your personality?

These personalised tumblers are built to keep your drinks hot, cold, or just plain questionable—while serving up a side of sass. Offering stainless steel or glass tumblers.

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    My Vision and Mission

    To spread laughter, lighten moods, and remind the world not to take life too seriously—one tote and tumbler at a time. As a mum over 40 with a delightfully weird sense of humour, my mission is to create quirky, funny, and unapologetically cheeky designs that spark giggles, start conversations, and celebrate the joy of being yourself. Through my bags and cups, I share my love of silliness, wordplay, and everyday fun, helping people carry not just their stuff, but a smile too.

    • What Makes us Different

      • Original designs only: Every graphic, name, and cheeky description is dreamed up by me — no copy-paste, no generic templates.
      • Sublimation quality: Durable prints that won’t crack, peel, or fade, even after countless coffee refills or grocery runs.
      • Curated collections: Whether it’s totes for your errands or tumblers for your daily brew, each piece is chosen to meet the highest standards of practicality and personality.
      • Playful spirit: My products are designed to spark giggles, start conversations, and remind you not to take life too seriously.

    • Premium Quality & Original Products

      At my shop, every tote and tumbler is more than just a product — it’s a piece of personality. All designs are created using high-quality sublimation printing, so the colours stay bold, the jokes stay sharp, and the laughs last as long as the bag or cup itself.

    • Satisfaction Guarantee

      Your happiness is the whole point. Every tote and tumbler is made with original designs, high‑quality sublimation printing, and a big dose of humour — so you can trust that what you see is exactly what you’ll get. I stand behind every product I create, because they’re not just items, they’re little sparks of joy.

      If you’re not grinning when your order arrives, I’ll make it right. Customer satisfaction is guaranteed — because carrying your stuff should always come with carrying a smile.

      ✨ Would you like me to also craft a shorter “trust badge” style line (like “Guaranteed giggles or your money back”) that you can drop under product photos or in your storefront banner?

    • Exceptional Customer Service

      I believe shopping should be as fun and stress‑free as the totes and tumblers I create. That’s why I’m committed to delivering exceptional customer service every step of the way. From quirky product descriptions to speedy responses, I make sure you feel valued, heard, and delighted.

      When you shop here, you’re not just buying a bag or tumbler — you’re joining a community built on humour, quality, and care.

    Why settle for boring bags and cups when you can carry your stuff and your sense of humour?

    Our totes and tumblers aren’t just accessories—they’re conversation starters, giggle generators, and daily reminders that life’s too short to be serious all the time. Whether you’re hauling groceries, heading to work, or sipping your morning coffee, our designs bring a splash of sass, wit, and weirdness to your everyday routine.

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    Totes that talk back. Big enough for your essentials, bold enough to make strangers smirk.

    Tumblers with attitude: Keep your drinks hot or cold while serving up a side of cheeky wordplay.

    Made for real life: Durable, practical, and designed for everyone and anyone who loves a laugh.

    Totes that talk back. Big enough for your essentials, bold enough to make strangers smirk.

    Tumblers with attitude: Keep your drinks hot or cold while serving up a side of cheeky wordplay.

    Made for real life: Durable, practical, and designed for everyone and anyone who loves a laugh.

    Totes that talk back. Big enough for your essentials, bold enough to make strangers smirk.

    Tumblers with attitude: Keep your drinks hot or cold while serving up a side of cheeky wordplay.

    Made for real life: Durable, practical, and designed for everyone and anyone who loves a laugh.

    Totes that talk back. Big enough for your essentials, bold enough to make strangers smirk.

    Tumblers with attitude: Keep your drinks hot or cold while serving up a side of cheeky wordplay.

    Made for real life: Durable, practical, and designed for everyone and anyone who loves a laugh.

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